The World According to Hammer
Hammer | August 29, 2014
Through its 295 films and TV episodes Hammer has created monsters, cavemen, castles and crypts. But what if the world was actually like a Hammer film?
1. THE BRITISH COUNTRYSIDE WOULD BE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS
2. FROM PUPPY TO HUMAN – ANYTHING CAN BE REANIMATED
3. ALIENS WILL HAVE SHAPED THE EVOLUTION OF HUMANS SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME
4. CAVEMEN AND DINOSAURS COEXISTED
5. NANNIES ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED
6. ALWAYS CHECK THE CELLAR
7. WEREWOLVES CAN BE CREATED THROUGH THE COPULATION OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND A BEGGAR….
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