The Creepiest Santas Ever

David Girvan | December 4, 2015

Abandon Ho-Ho-Hope all ye who sit on his lap...

1. We hope this santa doesn’t get what he wants for christmas

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2. Cthulu gives a questionable Santa impression3. An outtake from Bad Santa in which Thurman is made to wear a dress and Billy Bob Thornton sports a cat’s face

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3. An outtake from Bad Santa in which Thurman is made to wear a dress and Billy Bob Thornton sports a cat’s face

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4. Don’t worry, this creepy Kris Kringle is armless really

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5. Is that Peter Stormare?

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6. This santa earns extra creepy points for his golf glove x woman’s watch accessory combo

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7. No no no

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8. Santa as played by a terrifying cherubic porcelain doll

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9. Don’t open the box

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10. This could turn into a hostage situation at any moment

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11. If the child’s expression doesn’t tell you something’s wrong, you’re a terrible social worker

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12. Does Samuel T Herring from Future Islands have a new day job by any chance?

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13. I don’t know what the kid’s problem is, this santa looks lovely!

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14. The Miracle on 34th Street Stunt Doubles’ Wrap Party got way out of hand

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15. This santa can definitely dunk

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