Dear Santa, please could Hammer have these creepy gifts for Chrimbo??
First an obligatory piece of Hammer product placement! Click here to pick up the gift every horror fan wants!
# All I want for Christmaaaaaaaaas, is anarachnidinasmalljarhangingaroundmyneck #
This is definitely one for the high-roller, or the museum curator, or the jewellery thief. A huge black diamond, allegedly cursed after it was stolen from a Hindu shrine by a sticky-fingered monk, the Black Orlov was handed down through the generations to a number of women, many of whom became possessed to take their own lives in decidedly grisly fashion. The diamond was since bought by a collector, who claims to have broken the curse. So do get in touch with your bid!
Considering books have spines, it’s perhaps a natural step forward that they now have fingers. Albeit bloody, rotting, zombified fingers…
One for the boozy Twlight fan in your family (a niche market), unfortunately this doesn’t contain real blood… but certainly contains real booze.
No, they’re not real human teeth, but what you add to the necklace after purchase is up to you. Go crazy. Go literally crazy and put human teeth on your necklace…
If you’re really looking to impress (or disgust), why not get your loved one a nice book… bound in human skin? At one time this practice was much more common than you might expect, with mentions of skin-binding dating as far back as the 13th century. Many of these books can still be found by the observant customer, so keep your eyes peeled.
There’s no better way to get that squeaky clean feeling than to wipe the wet tongue of a stranger all over your body, right?!
What, in God’s name, is that?
Etsy’s description below this macabre curiosity reads, “A doll was decapitated today, its eyes gouged out making it beautiful”… Perhaps one of these illuminated heads could be a thoughtful gift to help combat your kid’s night terrors?
Make your local squirrels become unwitting pagans with this horse head mask/feeder!
Regular lamps are so sappy. Shake yours up with this rib cage shade and shadow caster!