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Birthday Cards
When the screen came back on Blind Date
The Card reads:
"When the screen came back on Blind Date, the words 'I'll have number three please, Cilla' would haunt her forever! "
Inside: 'Have a Fab Day!' comes with red envelope.
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£1.55 / $2.94
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Of all the badly needed beauty treatments
The Card reads:
"Of all the badly needed beauty treatments he could have spent his Birthday voucher on, none of them expected him to pick a manicure. "
Inside: 'Have a Great Day!' comes with red envelope.
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It wasn't quite what he meant when he said he'd love to see her swallow
The Card reads:
"It wasn't quite what he meant when he said he'd loved to see her swallow. "
Inside: 'Have a Great Day!' comes with red envelope.
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He died of a Viagra overdose, we'll never get the lid down.
The Card reads:
"It wasn't quite what he meant when he said he'd loved to see her swallow. "
Inside: 'Have a Great Day!' comes with red envelope.
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You said you were Brad Pitt's double
The Card reads:
"You said you were Brad Pitt's double."
"Yes, he's 10 stone and I'm 20."
Inside: 'Have a Great Day!' comes with red envelope.
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That's not what the barmaid meant....
The Card reads:
"This was not what the barmaid meant when she said she liked her men 'well-hung and stiff'."
Inside: 'Have a Great Day!' comes with red envelope.
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It seems the Birthday Girl is possessed by Evil Spirits. Yes Jack Daniels.
Inside: 'Have a Great Day!' comes with red envelope.
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It was difficult for him to hide his disappoitnment with his new Man Utd scarf
The Card reads:
"It was difficult for him to hide his diappointment, when he realised they'd been on Ebay and bought him a Man, Utd. scarf for his birthday. "
Inside: 'Have a Great Birthday!' comes with red envelope.
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Was it the ice that did him in? No, it was the Vodka.
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Inside: 'Have a Great Day!' comes with red envelope.
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I tried to warn them that drinking Tequila slammers and playing Twister would get out of hand!
Inside: 'Have a Great Day!' comes with red envelope.
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No wonder he couldn't see though it Doc, you'd put a pickled onion in!
Inside: 'Have a Great Day!' comes with red envelope.
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Where do they get these changing rooms mirrors from, sighed Pauline
Inside: 'Have a Great Day!' comes with red envelope.
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Is this his brain? No, its one of his testicles.
The Card reads:
"I can't believe you're making your ideal man!"
"Is this his brain?"
"No, it's one of his testicles."
Inside: 'Have a Fab Day!' comes with red envelope.
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I could perform your vasetomy with my eyes closed
Inside: 'Have a Great Day!' comes with red envelope.
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This was not what he meant when he asked the girl from the chippy to batter his sausage
Inside: 'Have a Great Day!' comes with red envelope.
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You lying cow! You told me you were a qualified hairdresser.
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